This Friday’s scoop is about Kristen Stewart, and how she does not smile for photos. This may not come as a scoop to you, but if it does, then enjoy. She says she doesn’t want to smile because she started not smiling, so she needs to keep it up. Endurance is important for Miss Stewart apparently. Why smile, when it makes 99% people at least 40% better looking than they normally are, when you can sulk and look mopey?

She also says in the article here that she enjoys smoking pipes with her ex and dog on her front porch, whilst not smiling. Here is an image made by someone who met Kristen Steward whilst she attempted a smile and how far she got: