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It is still sort of Easter (almost) so here is another Easter Duck accompanied by Toilet Paper Bunny. It is important with nice scents and enough toilet paper, especially in Easter. Hope everyone had a delightful holiday time! More updates to follow ­čśÇ
Easter Duck and Toilet paper Bunny

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Happy Easter! Here is an Easter Duck from this year’s calendar. He is over the moon because he can bring you air fresheners for a fantasically scented holiday. Yay!
Easter Bunny Duck

Happy Easter from David & Karen Anna. Katt Monsen says “Unhappy Easter” but he is probably just April Foolsing it, “lol”.

Good day. Here is one of the Easter Ducks.
Angry Duck Easter Special

He is an Easter Special, popping out eggs left, right and centre. More to come. Happy Easter everyone!

Hi. Here tonight with us is Angry Duck on a donkey. He is probably not a gentle rider, Angry Duck. Poor donkey. This duck was born in 2007 and has been riding ever since.
Duck on donkey

For those of you thinking that the blog is pretty quiet these days, you are right. Lots to do with sculptures here and there and planning the big Pictoplasma exhibition and all that. We will come back stronger after May! Have a beautiful week, each and every one of you. Apart from you belittling and patronising people, we wish you an average week at the best. You are not better than others. Cheerio!

Hi there. Today we will show you this Angry Duck in thigh high boots hanging up his picture of a stern sea gull with its egg next to it. This duck came from the 2010 wall calendar and is a September pin up.

Angry Duck sea gull picture

 

That was all, thanks for reading and have a nice week!

Hi.
Here is the February duck from the Angry Duck wall calendar, Angry Duck is figure skating away on the ice (obviously). He is very good at ice skating, Angry Duck. Behind him you can see adverts for prawns from Ravnkloa in Trondheim, Norway and also for crab tablets, that are very beneficial for your health.
February Duck

Thanks for reading and have a good day

Hi people of this earth. Today you will learn about Glasgow Duck. This stereo typical West Coast (of Scotland) duck is fashionable in his Burberry cap, his Kappa trainers, his gold chain and of course with his Irn Bru in his wing. This outfit is something that will make you blend in perfectly if you ever go to Glasgow.

Glasgow duck

Hope everyone are having a lolings week, because we sure need to have lols in between all the serious stuff!

Helllo with three L’s. Yesterday the Mac was uploading things all day, and could not be used but today is as good as any Tuesday. Here is Fake Tan Duck:
Fake Tan Duck
He has gotten too much spray tan on his feathers and got all brown-orange. It happens. Hopefully it will wash out. Have a lovely week people!

Hello! Here today with us is Dressrat, the rat with the pink dress.

DressratDressrat likes to smoke cigarettes and says pretty much only one thing, which is SHUT UP. (Kjeftn means shut up in Norwegian). He wears his pink dress with pride, occasionally he takes it off to wash it and iron it, but he got a couple in his wardrobe. Despite the dress, he is a very manly rat.
Dressrat ironThe original Dressrat was made out of a kitchen towel tube and some paper. One day I fell off my bike and hurt myself quite badly and had to sit still at work, so I made a paper rat. The original Dressrat sat on the counter in the shop, right next to the card machine, so people paying with card actually had to move the original Dressrat in order to access the card machine. There were many weird looks from the people having to move the original Dressrat, and very hard to keep a serious face at all times. But that was the fun of it. Here is the original Dressrat:
The original DressratAs you can tell, he is a work of art in so many ways.
Altough Dressrat really can’t be bothered with other people or social media in any way, he still has his own Facebook page although he does not update it ever. You can find it here.┬áDressrat and Angry Duck respect each other, and I guess they are friends in their own special way.

That was so much information that if you read all of this, you have learned so many new and useful things today that your head is filled to the brim. Thank you, come again soon.

Happy New Year! Here is the spread from the January page from this year’s Angry Duck 2015 wall calendar:
January duck and T-rex

Sorry if you have seen it before and is mighty sick of it. It is meant to be us canoeing in the summer, although it did not look like this on the Scottish canals. We still have a (very) few calendars left if you want one by the way, here.

Have a superb week everyone!

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